Turning Over A New Leaf

It was now time to start the daily emails again and start working on this blog.

Just for fun, I thought I'd try a little experiment:

Sent: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 10:30 PM
To: 'appeals@facebook.com'; 'disabled@faceboook.com'
Cc: 'appeals+n1jnq1a@facebook.com'; 'appeals+ny1bss1@facebook.com'; 'appeals+d1udo1b@facebook.com'; 'appeals+ncc30mn@facebook.com'
Subject: Still Distressed, Never Satisfied

Greetings, Facebook admin:

As you clearly know me by now, and we appear to be entering into a long-term relationship, I am switching to a private server rather than continuing to use my school’s email.

I have am still very, very dissatisfied with your site’s administration, and have decided to share my negative experiences with other Facebook users to caution them about what lurks behind the shadows on the site. I should have the link for you in the next couple days so that you can be assured that all the information is accurate.

In the meantime, I have written you another poem, as my previous one is what finally elicited a response from your team:

Facebook admin has
Made an error in judgement
Please correct it now.

As always, I maintain that I have done nothing wrong and have not broken Facebook’s TOS in any way. In addition, I am me and I exist.

Thank you for the lucky thirteenth time,
Jeffrey G****

PS: Have a nice day!

The reply:

From: appeals+d2wp61y@facebook.com [mailto:appeals+d2wp61y@facebook.com]
Sent: Wednesday, September 02, 2009 5:03 AM
Subject: Re: Still Distressed, Never Satisfied

Hi,

The email address from which you are writing is not associated with a Facebook account. We will not be able to assist you with your request until you respond from the email address that you use to log in to your account.

When you respond, be sure to write your login email address in the subject line and include all of our previous correspondence so that we can refer to your original inquiry.

If you are unable to access your login email address, please visit http://www.facebook.com/help.php?page=746.

Thanks,

The Facebook Team

Ok, the experiment failed. But I did reply to him with all the previous emails, which catches us up to today! I'll keep you posted!